how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot
that was the hardest ive laughed in so longg
Cats Stuck in Things [via]
How does 1989 compare to Red?
So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.
AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY TO DEMETRIA DEVONNE LOVATO!!
THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL, BEAUTIFUL, CARING, LOVING, TALENTED, KICK ASS, SASSY QUEEN!!
SHE’S HELPED SO MANY PEOPLE, SAVED SO MANY LIVES AND INSPIRED MANY PEOPLE.
WE LOVE YOU DEMI HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Maybe cinema’s finest moment.
any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
NOT ALL COOKIES
OH MY GOODNESS
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL