ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 3am: "FUCK."
  • 4am: "FUCK."
  • 5am: "OKAY."

potentially-okay:

that was the hardest ive laughed in so longg

How does 1989 compare to Red?

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

"Writing ‘Red’, I was 21 and 22 and back then I think my priorities were different. My priorities were, I was very enamored by romance and the idea of that. At 24, at this point, I’m just really like, I just want to be with my friends, and I wanna make music, and I wanna play shows, and I wanna travel the world, and I want to define my life on my own terms. That’s my list of priorities now which is different than it was a couple years ago."
— Taylor Swift on the difference between writing ‘Red’ and ‘1989’ (x)

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

demilovatoconfessions:

HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY TO DEMETRIA DEVONNE LOVATO!! 
THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL, BEAUTIFUL, CARING, LOVING, TALENTED, KICK ASS, SASSY QUEEN!!
SHE’S HELPED SO MANY PEOPLE, SAVED SO MANY LIVES AND INSPIRED MANY PEOPLE.
WE LOVE YOU DEMI HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 

demilovatoconfessions:

HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY TO DEMETRIA DEVONNE LOVATO!! 

THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL, BEAUTIFUL, CARING, LOVING, TALENTED, KICK ASS, SASSY QUEEN!!

SHE’S HELPED SO MANY PEOPLE, SAVED SO MANY LIVES AND INSPIRED MANY PEOPLE.

WE LOVE YOU DEMI HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 

atsuperfluously:

Maybe cinema’s finest moment.

mylifeaskriz:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

OH MY GOODNESS

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

sinolia:

Maxime Simoens, fall 2013

sinolia:

Maxime Simoens, fall 2013